OLD NEWSpaper!!!

Its almost a week since i last posted...Muahahah!!!! i told u i dun always update rite..
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Well ever since that bad day,it has been pretty ok for me. Juz had the econs assignment which i finally handed in today.
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Its so late now that i want to sleep..i can feel the weekend approaching.
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Juz dat day i was doing my tutorial work in the commerce lab. And suddenly, tze meng came and sat nxt to me...so he juz asked about life and shit and about the quantitaive methods tute work. Suddenly:

tm: hey jon, can i ask u a question
jon: yea..why
tm: But its quite personal
jon: (Gives the WTH thought inside my brains) errrr ok..
tm: do u still(this part he burst out laughing) like *****???
jon: er...WTH!!!!! dat was so long ago...as in really really really long ago...u so backdated la u...super old news, anyway who started that thing ar..ur whole class like know adi. I stop liking her like..dunno how ago oso la...
tm: ha? ok la....
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Its amazing how small and unimportant matters like this stick like superglue to gossipers memory, yet wat they studied juz hours ago seem to dislodge itself from their brains...
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Late, and hungry...ciaoz...

The PERFECT DAY!!!

Ok, we start of with the day early(10am..its early to me as its my earliest class of the week). I had been doing my tutorial work night b4 so yea, u can say dat i was tired in the morning. Lacking the sleep i felt really weak and was on the brink of falling sick...
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How can i fall sick man!!! Its friday, i cant fall sick im gonna miss the fun weekend and b4 i noe it, its monday again...so i cannot fall sick!!!
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Ok was sleepy in my classes and almost wanted to go back early too but din..On the bright side i got full marks for my econs test mcq...waahaha..but juz 5 marks la
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Ok, class end, this is the best part..From uni, i juz need to take a train to melb central, then take either frankston, pakenham or cranbourne line to get to my hse(at caulfield). Easy job la, juz take around 35 mins to reach home. So i was tired, and i felt like reaching home to crash early so i can gain on my sleep and hopefully not get sick...
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NOPE!!! dats not wat happen, not even a teeny weeny bit close..At melb central announcements went on and on: Due to a disruption at malvern, there wont be any trains on the pakenham, cranbourne, and frankston line. Passengers are adviced to board a train to richmond.
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OMG, dat so sucked. I had to travel a diff line to richmond, change to sandringham line. Dats not good rite...where is this line taking me!!! Further announcements: Get of at windsor and take a bus to caulfield..WTF!!!!! change again..argh...knnbcbmchh+c!!!!
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Yeap, the bus took super long to arrive and it was packed bcos wat to do, got 3 lines not working ok...i seriously dieded there!! so packed, the bus trip so long, the bus filled with body odour and pespiration dat it was getting stuffy!!!
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Pokok pangkal,i arrived home, an hr and 45 mins later!!!!...shit.....
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Good sleep though, and dun think i'll be falling sick!!! hehe...overall my worst day in melb so far...
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I'm so hungry i can eat a horse...ciaoz..

Boring post...

Been busy lately so i think this is gonna be a very short post. Just handed in my accounts assignment and i've got econs due nxt week. Then theres the econs short test which sumhow i find they test us with a really stupid way.
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This test accounts for 5 marks of the total assesment(sure its not much) but the thing is, its ten multiple choice questions which u can do ONLINE!!! It juz takes half an hr and my frens did it in the commerce computer lab.....TOGETHER!!! lol...they actually did the test then refered to each other to see if it was correct. My my, shudnt Melbourne uni like have enuf brains to change the questions rite but no..wat they did is juz alter the questions slightly.
Example,(this is made up) my 1st frens question let say wud be: If demand for the good increases wat would happen to the price and quantity traded for it. And then my other fren wud get: If demand for the good decreases wat would happen to the price and quantity traded for it...lol same shit juz different dynamics..so yea,we could even do it at home. We can open a book, refer to online forums...juz plain copy ppl's answers and who wud noe how u did the test??
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I havent done the test...but im intending to do it later..with all my notes nxt to me. And oh yea, my msn will be on so anyone willing to help me wif the test?? I shud even call those frens dat are experts in econs *sniggers*...
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I'm hungry...ciaoz..

Things dont always go as u plan...

Ok, i think i shudnt be updating this thing everyday cos rite, i'm busy and shits so if u are reading u dun have to come visit everyday wan..later on surely got no posts adi..Today i open my frenster and i got a new testimonial from weng tze, here's wat she said...

• w e n g
• Posted 18/3/2007
• Lucky boy..u are suppose to be my housemate in uk rite?How come u end up in melbourne?

WAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yup, i remember those days when i plan for sumthin and plan so far in the future...thinking back...hmmm...

When i was like 5, my mum asked me:
Mum: Singhaw(dats wat my family calls me), wats ur ambition..
Jon: Mummy, wat is aambeeeshernn?
Mum: Its wat u want to grow up to be when u grow up.
Jon: Ohhh...i want to be King!!! Bcos no nid to do work juz sit down and earn money...

Yup, at 5 i knew how to be lazy, how to enjoy life and wat the best job in the world is...Looks like dat din turn up too well eh...lol

Nxt, at 6(at least i think its 6):

Jon: Mummy, mummy, got this girl in my class(kindergarden), her name is Jasmine(i 4got her surname)
Mum: Yea, why..
Jon: I feel like i want to marry her la!!!
Mum: HAH?????

Yup, at 6 i adi knew how to kap lui, how to find pretty girl, and feel wat my 1st crush is like..Looks like dat din turn up too well too, i mean at dat age, who gonna keep contact rite, she could probably be some hawt chick or some fat bitch now, but i dunno, i dun care..lol

I think this is about 10 yrs old...:

Jon: Mummy, why do u give money to popo(grandma) every month wan?
Mum: Bcos, popo not working so she need money to spend on everyday life ma.
Jon: Oh...
Mum: Nxt time when i'm old will u give me money.
Jon: Of course, i love u so much dat if i'm so rich i will give u one million a yr
Mum: AH!!! you said it ar..don 4get it..
Jon: Yea, dat is if i am SUPER rich...

Hey, at 10 la, u cant blame me right...but i noe my mum never stops reminding me bout this..about wat i said, and i cant run from it...hehe...dat has no conclusion yet..but someday i could be super rich u noe....WAHAHAHHAHAHA.......

My vague memory will bring us to secondary skool:

Mum: Wats ur ambition ar
Jon: I dunno, maybe engineer or sumthin la..I can do anything wan(lol!!!)
Mum: So where u intend to further ur studies?
Jon: England, i want to experience cold weather..
Mum: Why not Australia?
Jon: Aus still too near to home la..and then jie adi there wat for i go there...not enuf freedom liddat!!!
Mum: So u have to work hard to go UK ar..

Ok, confirm kao kao dat din work out too well...Cos, i really went to Aus and im doing nuthin about engineering which brings me to this final conversation

Weng Tze: Eh, nxt time we go England stay together ar, u be my hsemate then can sama sama easy ma.
Jon: Yea ok, then u can do the cooking i do washing..hehe
Weng Tze: Yaya..but u cook oso la...we rent one hse then few of us stay..haha
Jon: Yaya..gud gud...hehe...

Wahahaha...wat to do..its juz dat circumstances change and its not veli easy to say do means do la..Hey, look at it, i'm not the onie person who intended to go UK but suddenly change go Aus rite, i'm sure u all can think of sumone else who oso went thru this path...hahaha

THINGS JUZ DON TURN UP FREAKIN LIKE U PLAN OK!!!!

Now, to start on my freakin assignment!!!

I'm eating bcos im hungry...ciaoz...

March 18...

Today is a very special day. But i'm scared i dun have enuf time to wish so juz post here. Sry la, today Sunday veli busy wan u noe. Got church, badminton, then dunno wat time onie will be back and maybe wont see u online oso...hehe..
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Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PWEEGY!!!...
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Dear, Li Hsien
Wishing u a veli veli happy and fun 20th birthday...20 lo, so BIG!!! No more teen adi -__-" But u still act so bubbly like havent reach teen oso...hehe. Hope u are having lots of fun there in UK and dun 4get to belanja me makan when u come back ar(of course dats providing i'm oso in Msia). And movie too :) Oso praying hard dat watever troubles u are going thru will be solved and blown away!! Keep ur faith and stay strong okies?? Hehe...have to go church liao..haha..kk, have fun yea...
Missing u,
Porcupine(no more cute adi :P)
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Other than dat, its oso my sis 22nd birthday today. I cant believe i got it wrong dat day and told ppl its ur 23rd birthday...aiks!!!! Lol, havent buy u present la..belated a while la hor..hehe..HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!!!
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Of to a long day now,
Havent had breakfast, i'm hungry....ciaoz

Its back!!!

Ok, i juz went for my 1st meeting with the MOMU(malaysians of melb uni) barbeque at flagstaff garden, yea, the response was not bad, quite a few ppl turned up actually.
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So i met some new msians(some were quite pretty) and the chicken wings were delicious!!!
But when it came to the games part, i din participate much as i had to leave early, there was soccer at Monash clayton.
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So the bbq was great and the soccer was nice too, but i was a bit rusty la, long time no play at field ok. Nvm la, had my chance to test my new boots!!! Hehe...still cant believe the boots were so cheap.
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Ok now about the bad day, juz one thing, TRANSPORT ON WEEKEND SUX!!!!!! Its sux BIG BIG time. The soccer started at 3 so i left flagstaff garden at 2.15pm, dat means there is more then enuf time for me to get to clayton on time, but NOOOO, at Melbourne Central station, there were NO i repeat NO trains to Clayton unless i wait for another 18 mins, so i waited 18 means juz to go to Flinders station, and again waited there another 10 mins b4 i could take a train dat was going to Clayton. So by the time i reached Clayton its was 3.40pm. Yea the waiting plus the travelling(it had to stop all stations) and the walking took dat long. So i din stop at Clayton actually but Huntingdale bcos my ticket could onie bring me so far. Now, juz wait for the bus to bring me to clayton campus, how bad can dat be rite?? Yea, u'll be surprised, no bus until 4.02!!! U get the idea la, by the time i reach the field it was 4.10 and i couldnt play much..haih...moral of story, check bus timetable b4 travelling transport sux on weekends. Fark Freak!!!
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Ok, the main news. I come from Malaysia, a dude at the end of his teens. Probabilty of me playing Defense of the Ancients(DotA) is 90%. Yup, i'm on of those in the 90%. Thx to local servers like blueserver, i can play DotA back in msia, but no thx to the far distance i cant play blueserver from aussie, it'll lag and there wont be any fun.
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No matter la, juz a few yrs, then nxt timego back can play ma. Its juz a game ma, dun play wont die rite. So, i was sticking to this perception, maybe once in a while play the artificial intelligence mode to keep to my pro noob skills..hehe, but all these change yesterday. Dats bcos See Kwan Chian(oso dota addict) got an account to play on aussie server!!! Its called bored aussie for some reason la. So he made an account for me...tyty!!! So his account name is ElloBos and the wan he created for me is NoPork, sounds familiar?? Lol..I played until 5am late last night...
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Going out for dinner now...im hungry...ciaoz

When u are waiting for class to start...

Its now 12.30 pm, and i'm in the library posting this piece of shit.
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Dats bcos my next class is at 1 and i juz have nothing to do. Remember i said i hate melb uni and dat it sux?? I take dat back.
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Cos now its beyond hate adi and is beyond sux...Its juz out of this world. WTF......really really WTF!!!!! I juz discovered i have a accounting assignment due in 5 days, which i onie found out at tutorial today, plus another microeconomics tutorial due the 29th this month. I'm having a test soon, and dats not even counting the amount of tutorial work i ahve to hand up each week.
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You wanna noe wats the best part of it? Every work i do and hand in is counted in the assesment of the subject, so yea, i cant juz say screw it and forget about doin the work. Haih, juz rememeber those a-lvls days when i can juz *forget* to do homework and not get in trouble for it....lol
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Dont u think its shitty dat every morning u wake up knowing dat today confirm got a lot of work to do..My weekends are wasted in all the laundry and housework (reminding myself dat nxt week is my turn to wash the toilet *gasps for air!!*)
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Jonathan Chua is feeling the effects of not having a maid to do the housework...yes, i agree, i've been freaking spoilt like shit since i was young...dun like the busy life, i rather juz lay on my bed and stare at the ceiling...
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Look on the bright side now, tomorrow got soccer!!! wahh, its been like 3 years since i last played soccer on the field. To top dat up, i bought Nike soccer boots for onie 21 bux!!! For the 1st time, there is sumthing cheaper in aus compared to Msia, but still everything else is 3 times the price.
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I like my boots :)
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Juz ate lunch so i'm not hungry....ciaoz...

Juz too damn lazy...

Yup, im feeling a little lazy to study so i juz add sumthing here, but im having a test tmr...haih...bladi uni..

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Life update!! So like i've been here for 3 weeks + now, its time to show how my life is. Ok, not exactly me but the frens around me..Lets start with my house. In the unit of 3/919 on Dandenong Road, Caulfield, there are 3 ppl living in this hse. Of course theres urs trully, but if i post a pic of me, ppl gonna say i kembang so lets leave it blank...

Meet Paul Hii. He's the eldest in the house so the big boss!!!(but dont act like boss la). He doesnt like ppl mentioning bout his age...hehe...but he is currently working in Monash Clayton. Nice dude....And has a car which makes it easy to go out to eat....whahahaha....girls....leng chai anot??? hahaha.... He is born in Sarawak, grew up in Brunei, went to Singapore and studied uni in Australia...

Next on the list is this dude. Renald Chia...He is in his final yr electrical engineering. Another nice dude, who keeps providing me with hangers :P girls...this wan leng chai anot??? hahaha...too bad...taken adi...24 year old from Brunei. But he speaks so Msian like with the "la"s and "aiyo"...

Those are my housemates...Then comes the ppl who came to Aus same time as me!!! but dont mean they are in same yr :

Chia Pei Xian....Was from same college as me, same Uni as me, same course as me, same subjects as me, but don stay same area...whahaha....She cooks her lunch and dinner bcos she wants to save money..omg...everyday eat bread. I'll die if i'm on her diet...all u ppl noe i adi thin enuf rite, cant get much thinner rite, aah...dats bcos im not on her diet. If i was, i'm all bones. This leng lui ffk me adi bcos had to go buy things, had to go out with *ahem*ahem* and had to go home cook!!! I like my classes to start late(around 11am) but she has her classes end early. By lunch time, she can go back adi...waliao....her reasoning: "Later ar, in the winter very dark wan u noe around 3 pm, i scared to walk back leh so late" My response? -_____-"

This is Melissa Seow. To my frens, better known as Sim's gf. She is not from the same college but same uni and same subjects now..She's a yr younger and she studying same lvl as me....how unfair is dat rite....Oh, btw, Sim is the guy in my (who most hansem) picture far right. Damn yong sui rite ?? :P Whenever she gets insulted she resorts to her ultimate defense..."I'll tell Sim ar!!!" Sim is in US rite, wtf can he do to me rite, dats until i got the msg, if u guys insult her again i'm gonna fly there and kick ur ass!!" scary man....Stays at college square in Lygon Street and with her brains currently on scholarship...TER freakin high...all these aliens ar i tell u...

Jun Wey, hmm...cant remember his surname..lol...Oso 1 yr younger than me and same class in coll with melissa..Funny guy, born from NZ..super noobs in kaoing girls man...(Not dat i'm pro) but seriously i think if u watched him u wud say noob oso....ahhaha..As a matter of fact, the girl he tryin to kao is in this very picture too...try spotting it..hehe..

Another Sim...hehe, this is Sim Yu Yee, met when i was in college at Taylors, noe thru Su Wen(not in Aus anymore but is dying to switch places with me and come to Aus). She is same age as me, but is doing 2nd yr, i dunno wat she is doing...wahaha or more specific i forgot wat she is studying...I din even noe she was here until I bumped into her when i was walking home. Oh, from Monash Caulfield...and she stays very near her hse..My church-mate too....

See Kwan Chian, faster la I want a DotA account la...haih...err...this dude ar, came with Yu Yee, stay same place as Yu Yee, same uni, same course, same subjects, same class in college, wat oso same la....so, he is oso same age as me but oso in 2nd yr...Oso my church buddy...As u can see, he is tryin to block Yu Yee's face but he failed...lol....Oh, leng chai ar? too bad..he oso taken and if u are not pretty dun try to go after him bcos his gf damn pretty...whahahaha....He is Johor lang but we share the common interest, Defense of the Ancients!!!!

I think i've wasted enuf time making this post adi....and i shud study lar...haih.....

I'm still hungry....ciaoz

My 1st post

Every blogger has their 1st post...I'm no diff la of course...so let this be a test post too.
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To my frens, i think they'll go like: wah, jon, why suddenly start blogging wan..its damn lame ok..Others will: i dun believe he will blog la, not in a million years!!! . . Lets say i decided to make a diary/journal. Hence, lets make it an online journal!!!

U see, the thing is, i juz came to Australia like less than a month ago. So i might want to look back at this one day and think wat i did when i was in Aussie. I oso want to see how big of a dumbass i was and the immaturity of broken manglish being posted at a not so frequently visited site. . . Yup, i'm hoping not many ppl will noe about this as i tend to want to keep this personal ^^
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Time to state my life so far. Melbourne University SUX!!!! big time..omg, its onie the 3rd week i'm here and they are giving me a freakin test!!!wtf... &%*$*%&@#*. Dah lah, i'm onie trying to settle down here why must they make life so difficult for me... In addition, the night life here sux!! its so boring. I bet those ppl in Msia enjoy life to the max...mamaks, clubbing, and the *ahem* interesting night life. Here is like buh bye after 6pm..bitch.
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How bout frens u say??? hmmm...there's pei xian for a start, but she is *ahem* spending a lot of *ahem* time with some old flame fren *ahem* *ahem*. Then, there's melissa, dun mess!!!! end of story, no further question. I putting my ass at risk if i continue the insults on her. Quoted by Sim himself "U insult my gf again i'm gonna fly there and kick ur ass"...lol!!!! Met 2 new leng lui here...and i don wish to disclose their names, cos 1) they will kembang down there until pants oso tear and 2) i do not wish to be bombarded with questions from ppl like kiu fung, or suwen, or edward(not dat he gives a damn). My mum insisted i will be homesick which i insisted i wont...For the sake of my ego(yea, its a guy thing) i will say i miss my frens back in Msia as well as the night life but i dun miss home :P Too bad!!! i'm not missing home so live with it.
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I'm hungry....ciaoz....